Death by heat.

100 in New York City is far worse than 110 in Phoenix.

Don’t try to argue with me Phoenicians. You are wrong.

The Good Luck Charm?

I’d just like to point out:

• I was in Los Angeles on June 14, 2009.
• I was in New York City on November 4, 2009.
• I was in New Orleans on February 7, 2010.
• I will be in Chicago May 27 - June 2, 2010.

If you watch sports, you might see where I’m going with this.

Oh hey New York. Good Morning.

Urban Jungle

(via Gawker)

The only city that should come even close to New York is Washington. Sorry LA, “Hollywood. Movie stars. Celebrities. Parties. Drugs. Bloods. Crips. Speidi. Beaches. Hippies. Weed. Glamor!” is not real news.

Image results when searching for my name, page 1:

Awkward picture of me, a supermodel, Denver, New York City, Arizona State University, Gmail mail logo, my name photoshopped, a drawing of a guy with orange something on his face, another awkward picture of myself, gas pump, telephone, myself shotgunning beer, me at Rockefeller Center a couple years ago, me in San Diego (two pics), me drinking from a beerbong, Mexican Santa and me, and Harris and I ouside the Seinfeld deli.

Hmmm. I don’t really know what to say about this. It gets weirder on the second page of results.