Death by heat.

100 in New York City is far worse than 110 in Phoenix.

Don’t try to argue with me Phoenicians. You are wrong.

The worst part about package tracking is knowing that instead of taking the direct, 1064 mile (15 hour drive) route from Dallas to Phoenix, your package took the crazy, 3,542 mile (53 hour drive) route from Dallas, to Wilmington (Ohio), to Colorado Springs, to Aurora (Colorado), to (presumably) Phoenix. I say presumably because as of right now, my package is still in Aurora, and judging by the route it has taken, will probably end up in Memphis before it makes it to me.